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Why the Ford Pinto didn’t suck

Why the Ford Pinto didn't suckThe Ford Pinto was born a low-rent, stumpy thing in Dearborn 40 years ago and grew to become one of the most infamous cars in history. The thing is that it didn't actually suck. Really.

Even after four decades, what's the first thing that comes to mind when most people think of the Ford Pinto? Ka-BLAM! The truth is the Pinto was more than that — and this is the story of how the exploding Pinto became a pre-apocalyptic narrative, how the myth was exposed, and why you should race one.

The Pinto was CEO Lee Iacocca's baby, a homegrown answer to the threat of compact-sized economy cars from Japan and Germany, the sales of which had grown significantly throughout the 1960s. Iacocca demanded the Pinto cost under $2,000, and weigh under 2,000 pounds. It was an all-hands-on-deck project, and Ford got it done in 25 months from concept to production.

Building its own small car meant Ford's buyers wouldn't have to hew to the Japanese government's size-tamping regulations; Ford would have the freedom to choose its own exterior dimensions and engine sizes based on market needs (as did Chevy with the Vega and AMC with the Gremlin). And people cold dug it.

When it was unveiled in late 1970 (ominously on September 11), US buyers noted the Pinto's pleasant shape — bringing to mind a certain tailless amphibian — and interior layout hinting at a hipster's sunken living room. Some call it one of the ugliest cars ever made, but like fans of Mischa Barton, Pinto lovers care not what others think. With its strong Kent OHV four (a distant cousin of the Lotus TwinCam), the Pinto could at least keep up with its peers, despite its drum brakes and as long as one looked past its Russian-roulette build quality.

But what of the elephant in the Pinto's room? Yes, the whole blowing-up-on-rear-end-impact thing. It all started a little more than a year after the Pinto's arrival.

 

Grimshaw v. Ford Motor Company

On May 28, 1972, Mrs. Lilly Gray and 13-year-old passenger Richard Grimshaw, set out from Anaheim, California toward Barstow in Gray's six-month-old Ford Pinto. Gray had been having trouble with the car since new, returning it to the dealer several times for stalling. After stopping in San Bernardino for gasoline, Gray got back on I-15 and accelerated to around 65 mph. Approaching traffic congestion, she moved from the left lane to the middle lane, where the car suddenly stalled and came to a stop. A 1962 Ford Galaxie, the driver unable to stop or swerve in time, rear-ended the Pinto. The Pinto's gas tank was driven forward, and punctured on the bolts of the differential housing.

As the rear wheel well sections separated from the floor pan, a full tank of fuel sprayed straight into the passenger compartment, which was engulfed in flames. Gray later died from congestive heart failure, a direct result of being nearly incinerated, while Grimshaw was burned severely and left permanently disfigured. Grimshaw and the Gray family sued Ford Motor Company (among others), and after a six-month jury trial, verdicts were returned against Ford Motor Company. Ford did not contest amount of compensatory damages awarded to Grimshaw and the Gray family, and a jury awarded the plaintiffs $125 million, which the judge in the case subsequently reduced to the low seven figures. Other crashes and other lawsuits followed.

Why the Ford Pinto didn't suck

Mother Jones and Pinto Madness

In 1977, Mark Dowie, business manager of Mother Jones magazine published an article on the Pinto's "exploding gas tanks." It's the same article in which we first heard the chilling phrase, "How much does Ford think your life is worth?" Dowie had spent days sorting through filing cabinets at the Department of Transportation, examining paperwork Ford had produced as part of a lobbying effort to defeat a federal rear-end collision standard. That's where Dowie uncovered an innocuous-looking memo entitled "Fatalities Associated with Crash-Induced Fuel Leakage and Fires."

The Car Talk blog describes why the memo proved so damning.

In it, Ford's director of auto safety estimated that equipping the Pinto with [an] $11 part would prevent 180 burn deaths, 180 serious burn injuries and 2,100 burned cars, for a total cost of $137 million. Paying out $200,000 per death, $67,000 per injury and $700 per vehicle would cost only $49.15 million.

The government would, in 1978, demand Ford recall the million or so Pintos on the road to deal with the potential for gas-tank punctures. That "smoking gun" memo would become a symbol for corporate callousness and indifference to human life, haunting Ford (and other automakers) for decades. But despite the memo's cold calculations, was Ford characterized fairly as the Kevorkian of automakers?

Perhaps not. In 1991, A Rutgers Law Journal report [PDF] showed the total number of Pinto fires, out of 2 million cars and 10 years of production, stalled at 27. It was no more than any other vehicle, averaged out, and certainly not the thousand or more suggested by Mother Jones.

Why the Ford Pinto didn't suck

The big rebuttal, and vindication?

But what of the so-called "smoking gun" memo Dowie had unearthed? Surely Ford, and Lee Iacocca himself, were part of a ruthless establishment who didn't care if its customers lived or died, right? Well, not really. Remember that the memo was a lobbying document whose audience was intended to be the NHTSA. The memo didn't refer to Pintos, or even Ford products, specifically, but American cars in general. It also considered rollovers not rear-end collisions. And that chilling assignment of value to a human life? Indeed, it was federal regulators who often considered that startling concept in their own deliberations. The value figure used in Ford's memo was the same one regulators had themselves set forth.

In fact, measured by occupant fatalities per million cars in use during 1975 and 1976, the Pinto's safety record compared favorably to other subcompacts like the AMC Gremlin, Chevy Vega, Toyota Corolla and VW Beetle.

And what of Mother Jones' Dowie? As the Car Talk blog points out, Dowie now calls the Pinto, "a fabulous vehicle that got great gas mileage," if not for that one flaw: The legendary "$11 part."

Why the Ford Pinto didn't suck

Pinto Racing Doesn't Suck

Back in 1974, Car and Driver magazine created a Pinto for racing, an exercise to prove brains and common sense were more important than an unlimited budget and superstar power. As Patrick Bedard wrote in the March, 1975 issue of Car and Driver, "It's a great car to drive, this Pinto," referring to the racer the magazine prepared for the Goodrich Radial Challenge, an IMSA-sanctioned road racing series for small sedans.

Why'd they pick a Pinto over, say, a BMW 2002 or AMC Gremlin? Current owner of the prepped Pinto, Fox Motorsports says it was a matter of comparing the car's frontal area, weight, piston displacement, handling, wheel width, and horsepower to other cars of the day that would meet the entry criteria. (Racers like Jerry Walsh had by then already been fielding Pintos in IMSA's "Baby Grand" class.)

Bedard, along with Ron Nash and company procured a 30,000-mile 1972 Pinto two-door to transform. In addition to safety, chassis and differential mods, the team traded a 200-pound IMSA weight penalty for the power gain of Ford's 2.3-liter engine, which Bedard said "tipped the scales" in the Pinto's favor. But according to Bedard, it sounds like the real advantage was in the turns, thanks to some add-ons from Mssrs. Koni and Bilstein.

"The Pinto's advantage was cornering ability," Bedard wrote. "I don't think there was another car in the B. F. Goodrich series that was quicker through the turns on a dry track. The steering is light and quick, and the suspension is direct and predictable in a way that street cars never can be. It never darts over bumps, the axle is perfectly controlled and the suspension doesn't bottom."

Need more proof of the Pinto's lack of suck? Check out the SCCA Washington, DC region's spec-Pinto series.

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My Somewhat Begrudging Apology To Ford Pinto

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I never thought I’d offer an apology to the Ford Pinto, but I guess I owe it one.

I had a Pinto in the 1970s. Actually, my wife bought it a few months before we got married. The car became sort of a wedding dowry. So did the remaining 80% of the outstanding auto loan.

During a relatively brief ownership, the Pinto’s repair costs exceeded the original price of the car. It wasn’t a question of if it would fail, but when. And where. Sometimes, it simply wouldn’t start in the driveway. Other times, it would conk out at a busy intersection.

It ranks as the worst car I ever had. That was back when some auto makers made quality something like Job 100, certainly not Job 1.

Despite my bad Pinto experience, I suppose an apology is in order because of a recent blog I wrote. It centered on Toyota’s sudden-acceleration problems. But in discussing those, I invoked the memory of exploding Pintos, perpetuating an inaccuracy.

The widespread allegation was that, due to a design flaw, Pinto fuel tanks could readily blow up in rear-end collisions, setting the car and its occupants afire.

People started calling the Pinto “the barbecue that seats four.” And the lawsuits spread like wild fire.

Responding to my blog, a Ford (“I would very much prefer to keep my name out of print”) manager contacted me to set the record straight.

He says exploding Pintos were a myth that an investigation debunked nearly 20 years ago. He cites Gary Schwartz’ 1991 Rutgers Law Review paper that cut through the wild claims and examined what really happened.

Schwartz methodically determined the actual number of Pinto rear-end explosion deaths was not in the thousands, as commonly thought, but 27.

In 1975-76, the Pinto averaged 310 fatalities a year. But the similar-size Toyota Corolla averaged 313, the VW Beetle 374 and the Datsun 1200/210 came in at 405.

Yes, there were cases such as a Pinto exploding while parked on the shoulder of the road and hit from behind by a speeding pickup truck. But fiery rear-end collisions comprised only 0.6% of all fatalities back then, and the Pinto had a lower death rate in that category than the average compact or subcompact, Schwartz said after crunching the numbers. Nor was there anything about the Pinto’s rear-end design that made it particularly unsafe.

Not content to portray the Pinto as an incendiary device, ABC’s 20/20 decided to really heat things up in a 1978 broadcast containing “startling new developments.” ABC breathlessly reported that, not just Pintos, but fullsize Fords could blow up if hit from behind.

20/20 thereupon aired a video, shot by UCLA researchers, showing a Ford sedan getting rear-ended and bursting into flames. A couple of problems with that video:

One, it was shot 10 years earlier.

Two, the UCLA researchers had openly said in a published report that they intentionally rigged the vehicle with an explosive.

That’s because the test was to determine how a crash fire affected the car’s interior, not to show how easily Fords became fire balls. They said they had to use an accelerant because crash blazes on their own are so rare. They had tried to induce a vehicle fire in a crash without using an igniter, but failed.

ABC failed to mention any of that when correspondent Sylvia Chase reported on “Ford’s secret rear-end crash tests.”

We could forgive ABC for that botched reporting job. After all, it was 32 years ago. But a few weeks ago, ABC, in another one of its rigged auto exposes, showed video of a Toyota apparently accelerating on its own.

Turns out, the “runaway” vehicle had help from an associate professor. He built a gizmo with an on-off switch to provide acceleration on demand. Well, at least ABC didn’t show the Toyota slamming into a wall and bursting into flames.

In my blog, I also mentioned that Ford’s woes got worse in the 1970s with the supposed uncovering of an internal memo by a Ford attorney who allegedly calculated it would cost less to pay off wrongful-death suits than to redesign the Pinto.

It became known as the “Ford Pinto memo,” a smoking gun. But Schwartz looked into that, too. He reported the memo did not pertain to Pintos or any Ford products. Instead, it had to do with American vehicles in general.

It dealt with rollovers, not rear-end crashes. It did not address tort liability at all, let alone advocate it as a cheaper alternative to a redesign. It put a value to human life because federal regulators themselves did so.

The memo was meant for regulators’ eyes only. But it was off to the races after Mother Jones magazine got a hold of a copy and reported what wasn’t the case.

The exploding-Pinto myth lives on, largely because more Americans watch 20/20 than read the Rutgers Law Review. One wonders what people will recollect in 2040 about Toyota’s sudden accelerations, which more and more look like driver error and, in some cases, driver shams.

So I guess I owe the Pinto an apology. But it’s half-hearted, because my Pinto gave me much grief, even though, as the Ford manager notes, “it was a cheap car, built long ago and lots of things have changed, almost all for the better.”

Here goes: If I said anything that offended you, Pinto, I’m sorry. And thanks for not blowing up on me.

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Poison Pinto 79 Turbo

That would have been great,
         If I actually had any reciepts to show at the time! I had only paid $300.00 for the car(screaming deal) and had maybe another $250.00 in it to get it through inspection & tagged up when she got creamed. Remember, I only got to drive it that ONE day! So, in my case only having that little to show invested into the car, producing reciepts probally would have hurt me! But I totally agree with you, you need to able to show EVERY penny invested into your ride to assure that you will be re-imbursed in case of loss/fire/theft/accident. That is why I will be accquiring a "Stated Value Coverage" policy this time around. I will have substantially more into her by the time she's done, so if the unthinkable were to happen, (again!)I will be covered lock,stock & barrell. Not only for the car's value itself, but for any additional investments I have made into aftermarket/racing parts as well. It is worth it, and believe me she won't see the street this time without it!
                                                           George.
( George Hewitt) This is my first Pinto, bought from the original owners 3yrs. ago. It has 45k original miles, came with the original bill of sale, warranty copy metal V.I.N. Plate, and the owners manual too! It is a 2.3, 4spd. man.car (for now) its in the body shop right now getting ready for paint

Poison Pinto 79 Turbo

Yes, the picture in my profile. I will be adding more soon!
( George Hewitt) This is my first Pinto, bought from the original owners 3yrs. ago. It has 45k original miles, came with the original bill of sale, warranty copy metal V.I.N. Plate, and the owners manual too! It is a 2.3, 4spd. man.car (for now) its in the body shop right now getting ready for paint

Pintony

The moral to the insurance gme is "RECIEPTS" If you keep your reciepts they cant argue.
My 77 C-Wagon caught fir while I was driving it and the insurance company tried the low ball and I slapped them with 5000.00 worth of reciepts.
I got 3000.00 in the end and I bought the car back for 600.00
I had it back on the road 2hrs after recieving my check.
I need to thank the anonomus sender of the wiring harness to fix my flaming Pinto.
From pintony

sagesunrise

George,
I do not see your picture, can you try to post it again? Or are you referring to the pic in your profile on the left and the one in your initial post?
I only received $1200 for my totalled pinto too. But, this forum may help us to start receiving a higher price for our little gems. They are more rare each day and that makes them worth more each day. Blue book value on a totally restored pinto (when I went to get new tabs/plates for my girl in June '05) were $7400, if I remember correctly. This info may help someone who is trying to get a larger price out of their totalled pinto. $1200....who are they trying to kid? That barely fills the gas tank!! :o
Tiffany Morrison
'71 Pinto Sedan 2.0, '51 Willys CJ3A, '75 Ford F250, '70 Ford Maverick, '68 GMC Value Van (aka the Hippie Van), and a 1947 Flxible Clipper RV conversion Bus, 1953 Ford Jubilee Tractor, 1969 VW Baja Bug

Poison Pinto 79 Turbo

P.S.  this pic is actually after the accident! I had tried to get haggerty to insure it afterwards, and tried to sneak the good side picture to them! If you look REALLY close, you can see the passenger side fender sticking up a little where it buckled up! Well,just for the record, they will not even cover our little cars, as THEY feel as though theyt do not have "collector value" Hmmmph!
( George Hewitt) This is my first Pinto, bought from the original owners 3yrs. ago. It has 45k original miles, came with the original bill of sale, warranty copy metal V.I.N. Plate, and the owners manual too! It is a 2.3, 4spd. man.car (for now) its in the body shop right now getting ready for paint

Poison Pinto 79 Turbo

Thank you for the welcome Scott! And you can thank Joe Morgan for turning me on to this site! I wish I had pics of the Mercedes, you'd die laughing! I don't know what her damage cost. (I do know they totalled it, at first they tried to deny fault, but my whole shop was standing in the bay doors, and watched it happen, so there was no contest!) So far, my re-investment into fixing it, with me providing the parts to my friend Jerry at his body shop, and his labor has been approx. $600.00, once this stage of body REPAIR is finished, it is going to be totally disassembled( interior,glass,wiring,drivetrain,etc.with Jerry's help in the evening's after hours) so it can be sent to Autofab Racecars (Elkridge,Md.) to have the 4-link, Wheel tubs, subframe connectors, and 8 Pt. cage installed (Haven't gotten a firm price from them as of yet, I may supply the kits myself, or allow them to provide them ,looking at maybe $2500.00 for that...) Then it will return to Jerry's while apart for the mods to the core support for the front mounted water to air intercooler, and trial fittment of the drivetrain. After this is accomplished, it will then be put up on a rotissere, and sanded & prepped for paint, inside & out, top & bottom! After painted, we will reassemble the car, install the narrowed 9" Fab 9 housing in her,and bring her home as a roller. The remaining work,(I.E., wiring the E.F.I.,Plumbing the fuel & nitrous systems, gauges,etc.) will be done here at my garage at home. With my hands on help/tools at Jerry's he is only charging me $1700.00 for all this work! He's a great guy, and has taken a big interest in helping me with this project, as you can tell! And that is including paint! (PPG or GLASURIT, my choice.) By the way the Ins. co. paid $1200.00 for the damage to my Pinto (After I slapped them with the NADA guide value sheet, when they tried to lowball me with a $450.00 offer!) So I guess I'm not too bad off after all. Body shop pics on the way soon !                                         Thanks again!
                                                    George Hewitt (AKA, Poison Pinto 79 Turbo)
( George Hewitt) This is my first Pinto, bought from the original owners 3yrs. ago. It has 45k original miles, came with the original bill of sale, warranty copy metal V.I.N. Plate, and the owners manual too! It is a 2.3, 4spd. man.car (for now) its in the body shop right now getting ready for paint

Poison Pinto 79 Turbo

Thanks 77Pintocw, you had to have been there, even the officer had a chuckle on that one! 
( George Hewitt) This is my first Pinto, bought from the original owners 3yrs. ago. It has 45k original miles, came with the original bill of sale, warranty copy metal V.I.N. Plate, and the owners manual too! It is a 2.3, 4spd. man.car (for now) its in the body shop right now getting ready for paint

Poison Pinto 79 Turbo

Yes the tranny will be part of it's powertrain (after I sink the better part of $2800.00 into it to beef it up and a new converter! thanks again Tiffany! just let me know!
( George Hewitt) This is my first Pinto, bought from the original owners 3yrs. ago. It has 45k original miles, came with the original bill of sale, warranty copy metal V.I.N. Plate, and the owners manual too! It is a 2.3, 4spd. man.car (for now) its in the body shop right now getting ready for paint

Scott Hamilton

Pinto did a 2 step with a Mercedes & won?

I am truly beside myself, I wonder what the actual damage costs to repair?

Glad to see you have the old gal back puttin, the turbo idea is one of the best ways to accomplish your screeming goals. There are several here that have gone down that path & could help.

Good to have you about!
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77pintocw

Poison Pinto 79 Turbo:

Enjoyed your story, the headlight part is a hilarious!  ;D

77Pintocw

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sagesunrise

What a sad but fun story, I am happy for you and your pinto. Is the tranny going to be part of this project? And why is it that folks cannot restrain from talking on phones? They answer the phone during dinner, during sex, during a movie.....weird. I HATE phones. People talk on them too much!!!! Cell phones, what a freaking pain in the booty! I hope she got a nice fat ticket for hurting your little pinto.
Tiffany Morrison
'71 Pinto Sedan 2.0, '51 Willys CJ3A, '75 Ford F250, '70 Ford Maverick, '68 GMC Value Van (aka the Hippie Van), and a 1947 Flxible Clipper RV conversion Bus, 1953 Ford Jubilee Tractor, 1969 VW Baja Bug

Poison Pinto 79 Turbo

Hello,
My name is George Hewitt, from Baltimore, Md. And a newcomer to the world of Pinto and their enthusiasts. Mind you, not a newcomer to cars by a long shot! Let's set the record straight right from jump, about me...I am a confirmed car nut!  ANY REAL AMERICAN CAR OR TRUCK! I like 'em all!  You could call me a Chevy (oops, sorry,dirty word there!) Guy, if you judged me by my collection of vehicles.(8 alltogether 2 Fords, 6 chevy's.) But, my main passion is this little Pinto that I have, so here we go! The Pinto has always had a soft spot in my heart, even from a little kid on.But time went on, and they slowly started dissappearing from the roads here in Maryland (East coast rust-belt) one by one. I had always had the thought that if I ever found one I would grab it up. Well, in the fall of 2001, I was granted my opportunity. I had opened a auto repair shop, and got a call from a little old lady from Pasadena (Maryland, that is. LOL!) about a old car she wanted to sell. I asked her what kind of car it was, and it was a 1979 Pinto Coupe! She had bought the car new, and had it around as a  back-up car for years. Well, it came time to teach her granddaughter how to drive, and upon her maiden voyage behind the wheel, she promptly planted the poor little warrior's right front into the back of a garbage truck! Nobody was hurt thankfully, (except the 16 year-olds pride, maybe.) but the Pinto had a crunched right front end. No front tub damage though. I arranged to meet with her to look at the car, and what did I find, but this almost pristine, 1 owner, 45k original mileage car! She even broke out the original bill of sale, warranty card, with the metal copy plate of the V.I.N., and the owners manual to boot! It was a done deal as far as I was concerned! She asked me what I would offer her for the car, I offered $500.00, she said "No way!" I began to sweat a little, as she gave me this steely stare... I thought I had insulted her with my offer! I quickly retracted that offer, and rebounded with a offer of $750.00. This time, her frown turned into this wry little smile...and she said to me, "That's WAY too much for this old car! How does $300.00 sound to you?" I was totally floored! Here I was, ready to embark on this Barrett-Jackson bidding spree with the "Little Old Lady From Pasadena", and she dumps the price! Well, needless to say within 10 minutes, the transaction was done, and my new baby was on the rollback headed home with me! Well, I ended up sitting on the car, untouched for a year and a half while i accumulated the necessary body parts to repair the damage. I got lucky, and found a junkyard  on the Eastern Shore, that had what I needed.I put the car through Inspection to tag it, and it only needed 2 tires, new shocks, parking brake adjusted, and 2 warning lamps in the dash replaced to pass. I couldn't believe it! I tagged her up, and took her home and put her in the garage. Life ain't always peaches and cream, you know? I have had incredulous luck so far with this little car,things were going great...maybe too great. The first day that I took it out for a drive, (Drove it to work actually, to show it off..go figure.) I made it to work without incident, but that particular day it was my turn to make the shop lunch run. I proceeded to hop into my new baby, and on my way to the Chinese carry-out I merrily went. As I pulled out of the shop's lot, I stopped to allow 2 cars to pass before I entered the street. the first  car was a mid-90's Volvo 740 or something, and the car behind  was a 1995 mercedes C550. I know this seems unimportant, but stick with me for a min.... There is a stop sign at the end of the little side street that our lot exits onto. The stop sign is at the entrance to a 4 lane (with middle divider/turn lane) major thoroughfare, VERY busy road. The Volvo  is waiting for a break in traffic, to make a LEFT across the 4 lanes, signal on waiting patiently. Now,the young girl in the Mercedes behind him (in front of me), ; who is having a VERY animated conversation on her cell phone, becomes obviously VERY impatient and decides that she is going to go around the gentleman in the Volvo to make her RIGHT turn, ON HIS DRIVERS SIDE...JUST AS HE IS STARTING TO MAKE HIS LEFT TURN ACROSS 4 LANES OF 2-WAY TRAFFIC! Screeching brakes ensued from 3 directions, but no collision. She nonchalantly flips him off, and continues on around the bewildered Volvo driver (finishing the full execution of cutting him off, and stopping traffic in 3 lanes). only to go about 200 yds to a red light! Now, after seeing this transpire, I wanted to stay as far away from her as possible! So I waited for her to become absorbed and stopped in the 2 right hand straight-through lanes, before I proceeded to make My right turn and then go to the MIDDLE LEFT TURN LANE(You're following this right? Got the visual?) Which I did, and I had the arrow left lit...mind you, traffic straight through has a red light on my right and they are stopped in line at the light on my RIGHT(Same direction of travel...still with me?) I have left turn green arrow. I see her in line,in the lane to my immediate right...stopped dead in-line...thankful that she is...she can't drive...almost past her...OH *%#@!!! BANG!!! For some inexplicable reason, she decides that, just as my front bumper was about to pass her rear bumper...that she's gonna whip the wheel hard left and pull into the left turn lane...In the milliseconds that this took place in...I was forced to make a choice, Continue straight on my now unavoidable collision course with the "Midday-Mercedes-Mayhem-Girl", or veer left to attempt to miss her, and hit an oncoming Ambulance in the opposing lane...          I slammed on the brakes, and took the Mercedes. The look on her face was priceless...Cell phone up to her ear in one hand, the other palming the wheel in her final swing of her ill-fated maneuver, and that gaping, circular, "OHHHH--NOOOOOO...MR BILL!"  mouth-thingy going on, right before the air-bag blew in her face. Thankfully no one was hurt, but EVERY SINGLE PIECE I HAD JUST REPLACED WAS SMASHED WORSE THAN WHAT I STARTED WITH! And, It got the hood corner, and shoved the front subframe back & over 2 1/2 inches too.The pass. side tire was now slightly rubbing the rear of the inner fenderwell, and the fender was bent in on the tire, but didn't pop it. This was a approx. 30 MPH -- 0 MPH dead stop type of hit, i was mortified...my baby...oh damn...I was avoiding her...I even waited for her to be gone...GRRR!!!  Then I turned around and looked at the Mercedes...WHOA MAN!! The whole driver's side front half of the door & the fender were completely  crushed in, the hood was buckled up like an Elvis kind of sneer, the strut & spindle were snapped off at the strut tower, right out of the uni-body; took the sheetmetal right out with it. The wheel was bent,tire flat,and her radiator had busted, and was puking it's coolant out like it was bleeding out. In other words..TOTALLED, TRASHED, UNDRIVABLE.
           The police arrived on the scene, and asked me if I needed a tow truck, I responded,"No,thanks anyway,But mine is still driveable."  And I proceeded to grab the crunched fender, and pulled it off the tire! I picked up the scattered pieces of my front end (here's a laugh... the pass.side headlight popped out of the adjuster springs/screws upon impact, and bounced across and underneath 2 lanes of moving traffic, and came to rest propped up against the curb about 50ft. away, and didn't break!) And got into my once again wounded soldier, and drove off. I was not even remotely happy about what had just happened, but I did have to give a good belly laugh to the fact that a "Raggedy old piece of American junk" that is worth "only" $1200.00, had just ANNIHILATED a $47,000.00  "Finely crafted,German luxury car" beyond any further use! And my little beater just drove away! German engineering my butt! Fast forward to 2005, I have again found the parts to fix the body damage, have had the car put on the frame machine and pulled straight again. It went back into shape perfectly (whew!), have had the tiny bit of rust around the rear  wheelwells replaced with new metal welded in. It's looking real good again, even if the bent bumper is still on it, and the fender and hood are not yet installed.The resto-purists are gonna hate me for where this is going...but she's about to come completely apart! My idea originally was to find a clean Pinto, and stuff a 351W in her, but when I saw the HOT ROD article about Joe Morgan's 2.3 turbo Pinto my plans drastically changed!  I had always liked the Turbo Coupes too, but thought they were too heavy, this was a marriage made in heaven! But I'm going a step above and beyond his...fully back-halfed & tubbed & caged. I've already bent your ear about something that is in the early stages with no proof to show yet, long enough. I only have this one picture of her to post right now, but I will add more as work progresses. I may add pictures of the whole fleet if anyone wants to see them too. I am glad I found this website, the people that I have talked with share the same passion for these Little gems as I do. I thank you for taking the time to read this... The Origin Of A Mini-Monster, and my personal introduction to you, fellow pinto enthusiasts.
                    Enjoy your Pinto/Bobcat , I know i will!  George Hewitt AKA, Poison Pinto 79 Turbo
( George Hewitt) This is my first Pinto, bought from the original owners 3yrs. ago. It has 45k original miles, came with the original bill of sale, warranty copy metal V.I.N. Plate, and the owners manual too! It is a 2.3, 4spd. man.car (for now) its in the body shop right now getting ready for paint