Pintologic You see them everywhere, the shiny Asian Slammer Driven by many, who speak with bad grammar Their chassis so low, they clatter and thump, Most have trouble getting over a speed bump! Oh, the wheels look wild, some 18 inch, Man! Here comes a chuckhole, that tire’s a Pinch! Hey, the dollars they’ve spent, pursuing their need… Has the speed merchants happily, ringing up the greed! But we know better, our’s a practical way, To get off the Dime, in a serious way! We can turn corners, and launch from the hole, And do it as quickly, without selling our soul They said we’re slow, "We’d kick your Ass!" "Funny ", you say, blowing by with some class! For those of you, who shun such retorts, A ride in Morgan’s Pinto, may cost you New Shorts! “The road less traveled” Pintosopher (12/24/99)