Pinto Car Club of America

Was browsing the net today and stumbled across this. Thought it was worthy of posting here.

Transmission & MORE for 2000cc PINTO - $300 (Near the El Toro 'Y')
Reply to: sale-721163803@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-06-16, 6:48AM PDT


Here's a "good, solid automatic transmission" for a (1974?) 2.0L (2000cc) FORD PINTO -
But wait ... there's MORE! If you act NOW, we'll throw in the TORQUE CONVERTER as our gift! Heck, our operators are authorized to include the dipstick tube and ... that's right ... the DIPSTICK as well!

THAT'S NOT ALL! This limited time offer will also include a "true and straight" drive line. Let's see ... that's pretty much everything between the engine and the rear end except the bolts, isn't it?

These parts were excess from a parts LOT I purchased ... the quotes are from the guy I bought them from (I only needed the engine parts), so I can't say I've actually USED this transmission - but I see nothing that leads me to believe it won't perform admirably.

Sure ... I'm willing to barter for some or all of the price ... but not for any services, thanks.

Finally, although I agree that such an item would indeed be an ideal wedding gift for your daughter who will getting married soon in some far-off nation, while you suffer in a refugee camp somewhere. Your offer of a bank draft for way more that the value, drawn on a very prestigious Nigerian banking institution is very generous ... but this fish ain't bitin', get it?

Operators are standing by ... so EMAIL NOW! (Actually, our operators are given semi-comfy chairs; and they're not really waiting, either ... but I, er, THEY will get right back to you.

Need Pics? Measurements? Delivery (not free, but maybe possible)? Just ask!

very funny, and quite creative