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FordPinto.com Cryer => FordPinto.com SWAG, Calendars, Hats, Stickers.. ETC... => Topic started by: Scott Hamilton on August 07, 2005, 03:57:58 PM
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Here we go again, FordPinto.com Bumper Stickers, .....
We are about to release a FordPinto.com Cafe Press store for our site & Bumper stickers are one of the items that will be available!
We need your Ideas, What 'verbage' can we put on a bumper sticker for our car or our other rides?
What kind of 'funny, crazy, to the point, tongue in cheek' stuff can you guys come up with?
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Tick! Tick! Tick! ;D
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Might Explode if Hit
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KILL A PINTO GO TO JAIL
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GOOD, ....
MORE MORE MORE....
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I may not be a doll?
But, I still blow up!
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if you can read this... BOOM!!!
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fordpinto.com guarentee'd not to explode
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The only Flying(& free falling) Ford: Pinto
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Ahhh but Matt... Ford also built the Trimotor airplane & the B-24 bomber LOL
Hit me & we BOTH explode
Don't laugh, it's PAID for
This IS Ford's better idea,
www.FordPinto. com (ins. logo here)
&*#@ the gas tank, I've got C4!
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Excellent again!!!!
I especially like the 'better Idea' one...
Way to go Paul
The guarantee is very good also!!
They all are good, keep em comming!
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~~*If you are reading this, your slower than a pinto.*~~
www.Fordpinto. com
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Everyone has a pinto story. Whats yours?
wwwFordPinto.c om
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Leading the Ford Pinto Community away from rearend collisions one explosion at a time.
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On the 8th day Lee Iacocca created the Pinto.
71:80 Fordpinto.com
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I may be SLOW..
BUT your still behind me!~
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Guess What?
You Were Just Passed By A PINTO!
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If i could drive anything worst than a pinto it would be a chevy
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Atleast my Pinto ain't a Yugo
;D
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My pinto just beat your BMW
No rice for you !
your wing weighs more than my car
for what I pay for insurance i can afford preimum gas
PINTO, yeah you know someone who use to drive one too?
PINTO, I knew a guy who had one in high school
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The Ford Pinto, alquida's first choice for car bombings since 1971
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Atleast my Pinto's payed for!!
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PINTO, the Big bang theory
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KEEP BACK 500 FEET......PLEA SE!!
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Laugh if you want...its great on gas!
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Relax....it has a fuel cell! On a side note.......140 0 posts!
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The worlds largest 4 wheeled BBQ
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Jeffs car, Pinto, I can change the engine in 2 hrs.
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Pinto, at least its SHINEY
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Jeffs car, Pinto, I can change the engine in 2 hrs.
gotta love velcro motor mounts! lol
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used Ford Pinto=$2000
high performance engine and transmission=$10 000
Killing a $65 000 C5 Vette at a stoplight acceleration contest=PRICELESS
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Since you know they blow up.
If you rearend me?
You'll be charged with ARSON!
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The Ford Pinto, the only car that SHOULD have had airbags for the gas tank!
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So my stereo costs more than my Pinto... What's your point?!?
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She ain't pretty but she still goes : Pinto
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go ahead and laugh, Your daughters in this pinto.
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But officer! It's just a Pinto!
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Pinto, It's so fast it changes colors.(mines three colors)
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WARNING! THIS CAR EXPLODES ON IMPACT! :o ALSO....BY THE WAY, HOW MUCH IS YOUR CAR PAYMENT? :-\ ALSO.........P INTO OWNERS BELIEVE IN RECYCLING! ;D
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The Ford Pinto, the only car that SHOULD have had airbags for the gas tank!
Pinto, BTW it WAS the first car to have air bags ( they just didnt produce them that way....)
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Hey Brad,
I don't get it. Airbags???
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recycling! Sky, I like that one.
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Hey Brad,
I don't get it. Airbags???
here is a little known fact about the Ford Pinto. The Pinto was going to be Fords first vehicle with air bags, but after the bean counters got done they, the bean counters said it would be to costly and AXed the bags. Guess what else the Pinto was going to have but got AXed.......... ..yep a fuel cell......gues s the bean counters were the :evil:
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My Pinto is smarter than your Honor Student
;D
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Produced In Numeric TransportationOrder
the only car that lasted 9 years with a killer reputation.
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I like the last one,
OK, can you guys summarize which ones are the best in your opinion, pick 4 & then well will vote on which 2 we will print with Cafe Press...
We can always add others later or if someone has any more ideas, here is our starting point,
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Yeah, it's a Pinto......So what?
If You Can Read This, Your In The Blast Radius
or maybe the bumper sticker is the last thing you see before hitting a Pinto....
GOT INSURANCE??
how about if you see the Pinto, and recall what they are known to do.....
LET THE PINTO WIN
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This one just came to me.......
The PINTO. Ford's answer to tailgaters.
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God, I just LOVE that last one....hehe
UFOSteVieZ
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Does my pinto have a bumper sticker that says if your a rice rocket get behind me? cause thats all i see in my rear view mirror haha i laughed so hard about the car bombing since 1971 one omg that was a laugh. its so true so true
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If you`re following this close,you don`t know what a PINTO is!
WWW.FORDPINTO. COM
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Bumper sticker
I was running 12's in my Pinto
20 years before your rice burner was made! ;D
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"Second generation Pinto Driver"
" It kind of looks cool now doesent it !"
" Retro-Car"
" Pinto, It has a full size spare"
" Pinto, Yes, it is ORIGINAL paint"
" Pinto, 30 MPG and a full size spare"
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" Bumper sticker"
FORD PINTO!
Look how COOL they are NOW!!!!!!
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My wife said she would leave me if i bought this car....sometim es i really miss her
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My wife said she would leave me if i bought this car....sometim es i really miss her
You should buy a scope for your rifle!!!!!
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        " Bumper sticker"
           FORD PINTO!
     Look how COOL they are NOW!!!!!!
This one has my number one vote!! Who can change mind??
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Thanks Dreambean!
From Pintony
Hope you are doing well.
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A couple of more new ones...
"If you can read this, do you feel lucky?"
"My other car is a ValueJet"
"Pinto - Living on the edge"
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My votes are for....
KEEP BACK 500 FEET......PLEA SE!!
the only car that lasted 9 years with a killer reputation.
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Ford Pinto, a full size spare and yet stylish.
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So I'm driving a Pinto... Atleast it ain't a Kia
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I really laughted at some of these ideas!!
Here are my ideas:
Pinto: it does a driver good. (this one is a take-off of Milk: it does a body good.)
Or how about....
I'm galloping as fast as I can!
Well, maybe these aren't the greatest ideas, but I just found this link/thread and will work on better ideas!
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So I'm driving a Pinto... Atleast it ain't a Kia
Hey! I like my kia ;D
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Kaboom!!
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As I journey through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear NO evil. Because the first thing to get eaten will be the chevy behind me!
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Got spontaneous combustion ?
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Wow, funny, beautiful, and a PINTO FAN! The whole package.
Got spontaneous combustion ?
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- Ford Pinto -
More explosions than Grandpa at a chili eating contest!
- FIRE!
- A Pinto Is Nice To Own
- Tailgaters make me want to explode!
- Pinto's are a gas...
tank waiting to explode.
- My car is worth more now than when I bought it 30 years ago.
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- Ford Pinto -
More explosions than Grandpa at a chili eating contest!
- FIRE!
- A Pinto Is Nice To Own
- Tailgaters make me want to explode!
- Pinto's are a gas...
tank waiting to explode.
- My car is worth more now than when I bought it 30 years ago.
I like the Pinto's are a gas one!
COOL!!!!
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As I was driving one of my Pintos to work the other day, alittle late, and going about 80 down I-5, I got a strange look from another motorist-- like how did a Pinto pass me??? I thought to myself, "YOUV'E JUST BEEN PASSED BY A PINTO---GET OVER IT!!!
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"Anyone can drive a Corvette, all you need is money"
BMW, Rolls, Porshe, Ferrari, or anything like that will work too.
Bill
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I'd rather drink my oil then eat your rice.
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Back Off My Pinto Has Gas.
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P into
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T ires
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What's your pinto story?
Tell us @ fordPinto.com
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This is your brain (http://) This is your brain on drugs
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Scientist's Have Just Discovered How The Universe Was Created...
A Nova Collided With A Pinto.
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GOT BEANS?
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Ford Pinto: The Big Bang Theory
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This thread cracks me up. :lol: A lot of good ones. Think it would be to tacky to make them all into bumper stickers and coat the whole car with them? Yeah... you're probably right...
Went to the Portland 50th Anniversary Roadster Show yesterday. Damn there was a lot of expensive cars there! And not a single Pinto :(
Made me think up this sticker -
*Not compensating for a damn thing!*
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4>8 especially when racing a chevy
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*Not compensating for a damn thing!*
Now that's good!
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Thanks Scott. Some of those carshow people are just plain crazy! Huge time and money into their rides. Sure they are beautiful machines, but how many ss camaro's or cobra kits does a show need? That's why I love my Pinto. It will always be the underdog, but will come out ahead in the end.
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Lets see....
for the SUV drivers..
I bought five pintos with what you normally spend for gas
For the jap car drivers....
Would you be able to catch me if I left a trail of rice?
You my have steer horns on your car but my pony can outrun you...
For the tailgators....
Are you SURE you want to tailgate me? This IS a Pinto...
You better hope I don't brake-check
For the Chevy drivers....
FORD, one less letter and 5 times faster
My Pinto eats V-e-g-a-tables for dinner
Pinto, a more creative name than CHEVY II
This is way too much fun.....
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Pinto a BLAST from the past.
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No, It's a Bobcat!
It may be small, but it's CORRECT wheel drive!
If it's such a junk-pile, Why am I ahead of YOU?
I hope your brakes work!
I have a bigger advantage over your new car
Mine's paid for!
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Pinto:Takes big nuts to drive somthing this small.
For imports:What was that about 4-cylinder power?
Pinto to Suv:I could pay my insurance for what you pay for one tank of gas.
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What so Pintos and Muslims have in common?
They blow themselves up !!
:fastcar:
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CHARIOT OF FIRE
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Wow, I just realized this post was from last year. Are there stickers now for sale? What's the progress? Which slogans were picked? How do you purchase one if you want one?
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Once the 07 Calendars are finished we can play bumper stickers...
Unless someone (who has graphic experience) wants to make the graphics for cafe press & we can get the ball rolling now...
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here is an idea scott
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Good graphic work..
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Thinking of graphics :lol:
I didn't say good.
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Hey Phil...
Great design and graphic`s...look`s like your the man for the job!
Dragon...
I laughed so hard I spewed my brewsky on my screen! :drunk:
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That was good...
Here ya go,,, If you guys want to design to the actual bumper sticker template with any of the 'suggested' verbage
HAVE FUN!!!
Here is the actual file you will need to design to... Your actual finished product will be waay to large to upload here on the site but you can downsize a small version for others to paruse and approve. If everyone likes it I will put it on the FordPinto.com Cafe Press store where we all can order them...
You can email me your production graphics & I'll take it from there!
Here is your chance!
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I wasn,t waring a seatbelt because I,m hoping to be thrown from the wreakage.
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here is another version
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Put In Nickle To Operate
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Pinto Envy
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If you were born in the 70's your parents probably had sex in a Pinto.
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VROOM shalak lack KABOOM!!!
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Pinto, the best kept secret. or
"Please Insert Nickle To Operate" or my favorite
"at least i have the balls to drive it...." :lol:
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I think we have enough to fill more than a bumper sticker or two.......... :P
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"KABOOM" :lol:
I'm restoring a 71 Pinto and that will be my personalized tag.
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KABOOM... thats the same I applied for. Pinto owners think alike..... SMART!
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No points for originality guys.... Scott has KBOOM, KBOOM1 & KBOOM2 IIRC
Tho I like '78 Pinto's Plates... MYTXPLD
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Here we go again, FordPinto.com Bumper Stickers, .....
We are about to release a FordPinto.com Cafe Press store for our site & Bumper stickers are one of the items that will be available!
We need your Ideas, What 'verbage' can we put on a bumper sticker for our car or our other rides?
What kind of 'funny, crazy, to the point, tongue in cheek' stuff can you guys come up with?
PINTY PINTY BANG BANG
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If you're a fireman in a Pinto -- STAY BACK 500 FEET
But I kinda like Pinty Pinty Bang Bang too.
Mark
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I'm goona one up all of you......in Ohio we can get Personalized plates up to 8 digits, mine is gonna read ~TRBOPNTO~
I love my Turbo Pinto!!! :lol:
turbowagonman
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FORD PINTO. THE FIRST SHOT
FIREDIN THE IMPORT CAR WAR.